April 2013
3 posts
“I’d tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.”
1 tag
“The only dates I get are updates.”
– unknown
“Dude 1 : “Hey, did you watch that new movie called ‘IP...”
March 2013
1 post
“Yomomma so big, she’s got her own OSI layer between L3 and L4, because the...”
– SecurityHumor
February 2013
2 posts
1 tag
“”Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a binary tree and made it a linked...”
1 tag
“In programming, a synchronization object that serves several objects is called...”
January 2013
4 posts
“I once went to an ARP restaurant. Thank god I didn’t eat the food! It was...”
“I broke up with my ex gf since we were incompatible at all 7 layers of the OSI...”
“I once MPLS called my girl friend. She quickly hung up doubting my identity...”
1 tag
“I’d tell you an UDP joke but you might not get it.
Also, I have a TCP...”
– reddit
October 2012
6 posts
1 tag
“The trick to telling a NTP joke is; it’s all about the timing…”
1 tag
“HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!”
– João
“You are so stupid that deliberately update the BIOS during a thunderstorm.”
1 tag
“Can rm rm rm?”
– Me :) Just thought of this while deleting some large files on Linux.
1 tag
“Perl’s 1st theorem: for each Perl script there is a more readable...”
– http://identi.ca/notice/94724444
“aptitude install sudo”
– Actually used that once.
May 2012
13 posts
1 tag
“The best thing about javascript jokes is, they can be funny even they are sick....”
– my very own brain
1 tag
“sudo make sammich”
1 tag
“As of 2019, an international treaty will enforce attackers to set the MALICIOUS...”
“Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down...”
1 tag
“He said he was open to networking, but when we met up, he didn’t make a...”
– inspired by a couple post-MacTech Conference tweets
1 tag
“The best thing about javascript jokes is, they can be funny even if...”
– my very own brain
“My computer is so slow that sometimes it gets a timeout from http://localhost.”
– http://twitter.com/#!/hacktoon
1 tag
“Yesterdays Technology Tomorrow”
– Overheard at the Federal Reserve Bank
“Stack level is too deep” - That’s what she said.”
– http://www.twitter.com/cynicalgrinch
1 tag
“I named my iPod “The Titanic” so whenever i sync it reads “The...”
1 tag
“My new year’s resolution is 1080p”
“Cold war: deploying to a tomcat hosted in Siberia”
1 tag
“Wanna hear a flood joke?
Wanna hear a flood joke?
Wanna hear a flood joke?...”
November 2011
43 posts
“sudo, make me a sandwich”
– clesmalo
“sudo give me sudo”
– willstin
“Your mom can hold more things in her than my computer!”
– PrestonRoss
“You are so stupid your intellisence on Visual Studio gave up.”
– Tangent_Mind
“You are so fat when my IIS logs your visit you force an app pool restart.”
– Tangent_Mind
“When Larry Page and Sergey Brin die, Apple will sue Google for copyright...”
– congraved
“So this SEO expert walks into a bar, a pub, a tavern, a club…and asks the...”
– statclicks
“So do they have any kids?” “Yeah they have one already and another...”
– unruhdesigns
“Sex with you is about as responsive and interactive as a HTML page.”
– Tangent_Mind
“Don’t judge a character by it’s Unicode value”
– shrinipedia
“Q. Why shouldn’t you call the fat computer fat? A. It’s not PC!”
– joerpwaterfield
“Pedophile..PDF file…. knowing the difference could save your life”
– gavinpeck
“OH: “The only problem with getting a solid RESTful night of sleep. Is that...”
– DASPRiD
“My sex is like JavaScript validation. All that effort trying to get it up and in...”
– Tangent_Mind
“My dad just mused as to whether iCloud is real or just vaporware”
– certainlykira
“I named my memory stick ‘Alaska’, so whenever I lose it, I’ll...”
– onedayramble
“I named my hard drive “dat ass” so that once a month my computer...”
– mackncheese74
“boast = blogging is open and amiable sharing of thoughts”
– Wordpress8Tutor
“You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead”
– xaser
“Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output”
– StanleyRandall7
“Unix is user friendly..its just selective about who its friends are”
– kfc_how 