I’d tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
The only dates I get are updates.– unknown
Dude 1 : “Hey, did you watch that new movie called ‘IP...
Yomomma so big, she’s got her own OSI layer between L3 and L4, because the...– SecurityHumor
”Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a binary tree and made it a linked...
In programming, a synchronization object that serves several objects is called...
I once went to an ARP restaurant. Thank god I didn’t eat the food! It was...
I broke up with my ex gf since we were incompatible at all 7 layers of the OSI...
I once MPLS called my girl friend. She quickly hung up doubting my identity...
I’d tell you an UDP joke but you might not get it. Also, I have a TCP...– reddit
The trick to telling a NTP joke is; it’s all about the timing…
HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!– João
You are so stupid that deliberately update the BIOS during a thunderstorm.
Can rm rm rm?– Me :) Just thought of this while deleting some large files on Linux.
Perl’s 1st theorem: for each Perl script there is a more readable...– http://identi.ca/notice/94724444
aptitude install sudo– Actually used that once.
sudo make sammich
As of 2019, an international treaty will enforce attackers to set the MALICIOUS...
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down...
He said he was open to networking, but when we met up, he didn’t make a...– inspired by a couple post-MacTech Conference tweets
My computer is so slow that sometimes it gets a timeout from http://localhost.– http://twitter.com/#!/hacktoon
Yesterdays Technology Tomorrow– Overheard at the Federal Reserve Bank
Stack level is too deep” - That’s what she said.– http://www.twitter.com/cynicalgrinch
I named my iPod “The Titanic” so whenever i sync it reads “The...
My new year’s resolution is 1080p
Cold war: deploying to a tomcat hosted in Siberia
Wanna hear a flood joke? Wanna hear a flood joke? Wanna hear a flood joke?...
sudo, make me a sandwich– clesmalo
sudo give me sudo– willstin
Your mom can hold more things in her than my computer!– PrestonRoss
You are so stupid your intellisence on Visual Studio gave up.– Tangent_Mind
You are so fat when my IIS logs your visit you force an app pool restart.– Tangent_Mind
When Larry Page and Sergey Brin die, Apple will sue Google for copyright...– congraved
So this SEO expert walks into a bar, a pub, a tavern, a club…and asks the...– statclicks
So do they have any kids?” “Yeah they have one already and another...– unruhdesigns
Sex with you is about as responsive and interactive as a HTML page.– Tangent_Mind
Don’t judge a character by it’s Unicode value– shrinipedia
Q. Why shouldn’t you call the fat computer fat? A. It’s not PC!– joerpwaterfield
Pedophile..PDF file…. knowing the difference could save your life– gavinpeck
OH: “The only problem with getting a solid RESTful night of sleep. Is that...– DASPRiD
My dad just mused as to whether iCloud is real or just vaporware– certainlykira
I named my memory stick ‘Alaska’, so whenever I lose it, I’ll...– onedayramble
I named my hard drive “dat ass” so that once a month my computer...– mackncheese74
boast = blogging is open and amiable sharing of thoughts– Wordpress8Tutor
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead– xaser
Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output– StanleyRandall7
Unix is user friendly..its just selective about who its friends are– kfc_how