protolol

the problem with protolol jokes is that they dont follow a protocol

  1. “The trick to telling a NTP joke is; it’s all about the timing…”
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  2. “HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!”
    — João

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  3. “You are so stupid that deliberately update the BIOS during a thunderstorm.”
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  4. “Can rm rm rm?”
    — Me :) Just thought of this while deleting some large files on Linux.

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  5. “Perl’s 1st theorem: for each Perl script there is a more readable equivalent assembly program.”
    — http://identi.ca/notice/94724444

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  6. “aptitude install sudo”
    — Actually used that once.

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  7. “The best thing about javascript jokes is, they can be funny even they are sick.
    var sick=true; if(sick) throw(‘up’);”
    — my very own brain

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  8. “sudo make sammich”
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  9. “As of 2019, an international treaty will enforce attackers to set the MALICIOUS flag on their IPv7 packets.”
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  10. “Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
    down the system for days.”
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