protolol

the problem with protolol jokes is that they dont follow a protocol

  1. “The only dates I get are updates.”
    — unknown

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  2. “‎”Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a binary tree and made it a linked list in constant time.”
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  3. “In programming, a synchronization object that serves several objects is called semawhore”
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  4. “I’d tell you an UDP joke but you might not get it.
    Also, I have a TCP joke. I’ll keep telling it until you get it.”
    — reddit

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  5. “The trick to telling a NTP joke is; it’s all about the timing…”
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  6. “HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!”
    — João

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  7. “Can rm rm rm?”
    — Me :) Just thought of this while deleting some large files on Linux.

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  8. “Perl’s 1st theorem: for each Perl script there is a more readable equivalent assembly program.”
    — http://identi.ca/notice/94724444

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  9. “The best thing about javascript jokes is, they can be funny even they are sick.
    var sick=true; if(sick) throw(‘up’);”
    — my very own brain

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  10. “sudo make sammich”
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