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“I’d tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.”
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“The only dates I get are updates.”
— unknown
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“Dude 1 : “Hey, did you watch that new movie called ‘IP Address’??”
Dude 2: “Which one, original or spoof?””
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“
Yomomma so big, she’s got her own OSI layer between L3 and L4, because the Transport layer can’t handle her. #protolol
”
— SecurityHumor
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“"Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a binary tree and made it a linked list in constant time.”
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“In programming, a synchronization object that serves several objects is called semawhore”
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“I once went to an ARP restaurant. Thank god I didn’t eat the food! It was poisoned..”
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“I broke up with my ex gf since we were incompatible at all 7 layers of the OSI stack.. From application to physical”
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“I once MPLS called my girl friend. She quickly hung up doubting my identity since I kept switching labels”
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“I’d tell you an UDP joke but you might not get it.
Also, I have a TCP joke. I’ll keep telling it until you get it.”
— reddit